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late night noir

Posted on July 26th, 2020 Comments Off on late night noir
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night scenery

Posted on July 24th, 2020 Comments Off on night scenery

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toronto news

Posted on July 22nd, 2020 Comments Off on toronto news

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lovelock

Posted on July 20th, 2020 Comments Off on lovelock

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City Hall summer camp

Posted on June 29th, 2020 Comments Off on City Hall summer camp

Seems like everyone’s protesting “systemic” problems and yet no one’s willing to suggest that the existence of the system or its generalized mentality of violent dominance and incessant threats might be the problem (unless it affects “racialized” people, of course).

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One For The Ages: The Pots & Pans Phenomenon

Posted on June 10th, 2020 Comments Off on One For The Ages: The Pots & Pans Phenomenon

Lately I’ve been thinking about what future generations might think of this age and its people. How will they try explain some of this era’s unusual social phenomena, the strange trends, the bizarre departures from what would more soberly be recognized as common sense?

One thing I know for sure is that enlightened historians of the future will understand that most of the mainstream media is the source of fake news and propaganda while stout stalwarts like Toronto City Life are unwavering bedrock of veracity and accuracy. It is thus my duty to inform future generations of the truth of what we in the current time call “modernity”.

So in this spirit I would like to approach relatively recent trend, the Covid pots & pan salute that’s often represented as a celebration of human tenacity and defiance in the face of the global pandemic.

On this matter the mainstream analysis could not be further from the truth.

Consider, for example, that the nightly cacophony (7:30 to 7:35 in my neighbourhood), is supposed to be directed primarily at healthcare workers.

Clearly this cannot be the case since most such workers are shut up in hospitals or trying to get some shut-eye from what are presumably grueling schedules, which would make loud noise among the worst ways to show appreciation.

The truth of the matter, as told from the first-hand experiences of a contemporary person, is that these clamorous rituals are intended to drive the evil spirits of the Covidae away from people’s homes.

It is widely believed that these malicious spirits come shortly after sunset and so the loud sounds and jubilant cheers are raised to disperse them prior to retiring for the evening.

In this way, says the superstition, the Covidae are swept away by the evening breeze and lose their way in the darkness of the night.

Of course this is preposterous to many a right-thinking person but the curious phenomenon exists nevertheless. Hopefully future analysis will yield a deeper understanding of this unusual shared delusion.

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Not fit for feces

Posted on June 7th, 2020 Comments Off on Not fit for feces

Being perennially broke I often shred newspapers for my cat to relieve herself on. Unfortunately, almost all of the mainstream media has become so toxic that I’m afraid that it’s no longer suitable for even this purpose.

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barrio break

Posted on June 5th, 2020 Comments Off on barrio break

Basking in brilliance, a.k.a. bummin’ around the barroom

Barrio Cerveceria

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baby buggy bush

Posted on June 4th, 2020 Comments Off on baby buggy bush

Riverdale Park might just be the prefect place to surreptitiously get rid of some of that incriminating infant paraphernalia.

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writer’s block

Posted on June 3rd, 2020 Comments Off on writer’s block

Maybe it’s just writer’s street corner?

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